January 2012
crossyourfingersanddottheis asked: you're lucky I like you. when are you 18??
December 2011
chokelouder said: can i watch teehee
Hell, I’d let you join in in place of Siobhan.
Anonymous asked: does how much siobhan has said about what you've done sexually not bother you?
Anonymous asked: how does it feel to be getting your hole at last?
1 tag
Music Elitism.
Funniest thing since time began.
Gets me every time.
Ah people.
moredanlife:
Read More
You went for a pee and found out you actually have a penis?
chokelouder:
Gonna head into town and face the crowds. People better not get in my face, cos I’ll drop those motherfuckers.
Their kneecaps better not get in your face you mean?
think i may watch Dragon Ball Z
rosskane:
playedinspace:
from the very beginning…
this is a plan
im going to do this soon.
Dragon Ball A?
Reasons why I try to steer clear of the checkouts.
‘do you want a hand with your pecking?’
I’d then wait until theyve started packing and give them a round of applause.
seonaids replied to your post: Things that annoy me about customers.
they are devil spawn and you know it bro.
Blasphemy!
2 tags
Things that annoy me about customers.
Nothing.
All customers are perfect.
They do no wrong.
If anything goes wrong it’s my own fault.
I should never blame customers, they are perfect and pay my wages.
1 tag
aidsforaidanz replied to your post: I believe I passed your place of work on a thrilling rail replacement adventure today. How is it, hating people yet?
where abouts in Troon do you work man?
in morrissons!
nicolalove asked: I believe I passed your place of work on a thrilling rail replacement adventure today. How is it, hating people yet?
New Years Resolution;
xfew-shining-lightsx:
Dress more like a lady.
This is one of mine too.
1 tag
9 tags
I HATE UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE!
thefaithfulliving:
stop bitching and moaning and appreciate what you’ve been given. there will be people who got a lot less than you, some people would have got nothing, imagine how they’re feeling.
youreyesaresomuchbrighternow:
mum to my brother : are you coming to set this up?! because if you’re not then I think there may be a divorce.
dad : I think I may have knocked it off the sync.
me : what sink? why did you have it in the kitchen?
dad : nice to see everyone’s a fucking comedian today.
my father takes these things very seriously.
hahahaha.
Are your brother...
imnothungover:
Casually asking Scot if he got his missing t for christmas.
I am just too funny.
People I don’t know are liking this, you’re all off next years christmas list.
1 tag
thefaithfulliving replied to your photo: Last christmas i gave you my heart but the very…
nah that’s too far.
plenty
1 tag
Possibly my most offensive post yet.
stay tuned…
1 tag
moredanlife replied to your photo: Tonights realisation. Some people are just so…
you’re turning into me. AW FUCK
aw f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck. I h-h-h-h-h-h-hope not, that’d be bad for bithnith.
