1. -aroundthefur: I am Azriel Man. My powers appear to include sailing and flowers. i am rangers man. my power is borrowing money and not paying it back/

    -aroundthefur:

    I am Azriel Man. My powers appear to include sailing and flowers.

    i am rangers man. my power is borrowing money and not paying it back/

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    5 months ago  /  98,691 notes  /  Source: otomegane

    1. deviantobscurity reblogged this from synysterwench and added:
      The Lost Boys. So I’m a vampire? Wicked. ^ ,..,^
    2. nepetapounce reblogged this from verityinspades and added:
      O Friggen Pokeball, Oh yeah I’m all set
    3. bohemu reblogged this from augustetheconsultingmeddler and added:
      I’m bored? And/or interested in AIDS charities.
    4. whereonlyangelstread reblogged this from inverted-mind-inc and added:
      I can shoot portals anywhere. I can deal with that.
    5. four-note-tune reblogged this from iamateenagefeminist and added:
      wearing a Deathly Hallows shirt....am the master of Death.
    6. loxes reblogged this from zhainu and added:
      Mine has Rand al’Thor on it I am the Dragon Reborn You’re all fucked
    7. cuppadacook reblogged this from feministhistorian
    8. maiseydotes reblogged this from lindsayface47 and added:
      I AM A MOUNTAIN. that is all.
    9. itsn0t0vertilly0urundergr0und reblogged this from rezghost and added:
      damn…i have no powers…. i chose the wrong day not to wear a shirt
    10. jesuislepoisson reblogged this from notacurse and added:
      I’M A DALEK EXTERMINATE
    11. therocknrollgeek reblogged this from vegitariandino and added:
      I now have access to powers of the super Mario universe.
    12. rezghost reblogged this from comecrashingdownrae
    13. somethingspecified reblogged this from herpes-monkey and added:
      FUCKYEAH DEATH THE KID. Everyone else can go home.
    14. herpes-monkey reblogged this from thefuckingcrumpet and added:
      shotgun from the Winchester bring on the zombies
    15. runelumos reblogged this from comecrashingdownrae and added:
      I have a “I
    16. laineariellawatson reblogged this from evanthehufflepuff and added:
      Rainbow… I can change colors. Oh God, does this mean I’m copying Air?
    17. whispers4 reblogged this from bulletproof-future and added:
      i’m a zebra ._.
    18. comecrashingdownrae reblogged this from brriiiiiiaaaaaaaaannn and added:
      blink-182? i tell hilarious dick jokes?
    19. evanthehufflepuff reblogged this from ahatefulplatypus and added:
      My freshman year of high school tshirt. I have the powers of our mascot. Which is a greyhound. I CAN RUN FAST. fuck yeah
    20. bulletproof-future reblogged this from stallionduckfox and added:
      I’m a fucking sailor ! AHOY!
    21. stallionduckfox reblogged this from brriiiiiiaaaaaaaaannn and added:
      In a sports bra. TITTY POWER YEAAAAA!!!
    22. ahatefulplatypus reblogged this from j0hnnyc-is-the-gnome-for-me and added:
      Sherlock? I am going to deduce the shit out of all of you.
    23. youwannahatemenow reblogged this from brriiiiiiaaaaaaaaannn and added:
      I have amazing A7X skeleton reading Genesis powers! Yay! Lol
    24. j0hnnyc-is-the-gnome-for-me reblogged this from brriiiiiiaaaaaaaaannn and added:
      I have the power to melt stuff I guess. Kay bro.
    25. thefuckingcrumpet reblogged this from synysterwench
    26. brriiiiiiaaaaaaaaannn reblogged this from synysterwench and added:
      Avenged Sevenfold? I AM A SEXY TALENTED MUSICIAN AWWWHHH YEEEEEA
    27. synysterwench reblogged this from molestedfruitcups and added:
      I am A HELSINKI VAMPIRE!!!!!!
    28. molestedfruitcups reblogged this from jackinthespoon and added:
      I AM IRON MAN :D
    29. insanitylimits reblogged this from monstersatemysanity and added:
      Tell me, can I grow a mustache now? [Mario Bros]
    30. jackinthespoon reblogged this from modestlybold and added:
      Bruce Lee shirt. >:)
    31. wth-is-a-hufflepuff reblogged this from lhizna and added:
      i have the power of being straight. fan-fucking-tastic. or also the power to eliminate hate.
    32. herfefferne reblogged this from anomalousfool
    33. timeforsomebraindamage reblogged this from misshammett and added:
      WHAAAATTTTTTTTTT i am a captain america, spiderman, wolverine, and iron man hybrid in a girl. :D jesss i like this
    34. mawiagain reblogged this from littlegoldenapple and added:
      I’m wearing a large Foster’s T-shirt. What are the powers of Australian beer?
    35. littlegoldenapple reblogged this from faunlikeschocolate and added:
      I’m wearing a solid black tank top. I AM THE NIGHT
    36. sebastiannox reblogged this from itsthesamwow and added:
      Awwwww yeeeeaaahhhh Bleach shirt Soul Reaper pow-ahs~
    37. headstronghyena reblogged this from shereebridges and added:
      PANDA WITH A MOHAWK. I CAN SHAPESHIFT. YES. H
    38. sniper-in-your-window reblogged this from sherlocked-inside-the-tardis and added:
      I have the magical powers of WALDO!!! You can’t fine ME! :D :D :D Though good luck trying ;)
    39. browncoatbrony reblogged this from maemaewolf and added:
      I’M THE GODAMN BATMAN.
    40. letsgetdrunkandparty reblogged this from anntk and added:
      Just got out of the shower…. no powers….
    41. makingstarsshine reblogged this from cruelladevaudeville and added:
      I am captain GAY RIGHTS!!!! Silently fighting for the rights of LGBT and their Allies!!! (I’m wearing my day of silence...
    42. everythingidoistomakeyouhappy reblogged this from surrender-to-the-sound
    43. lag-bolt reblogged this from hydroxynitrossium and added:
      I AM THE BATMAN I AM JUSTICE
    44. anntk reblogged this from corgisandboobs
    45. xfkirsten reblogged this from jillypooh and added:
      …I have endurance running powers? YOU DON’T SAY. /2009 Tower of Terror 13k hoodie